Slappin' Bird
Sometimes three, sometimes five best pals and their exquisitely-built equine assistants sometimes get their hands on working audio recording equipment and a stolen WiFi connection in their squatters dungeon. A rotating cast of characters including a shape-shifting witch that sexually tortures men in the forest, a French-born pop star who lives in a dream where he isn't a fish-factory worker, Gepetto of Gepetto's Perfect Pets, and an Italian-American national security analyst who poisoned Santa's reindeer with his contaminated spooge, and more.
Also, most importantly, we declare Jihad on the Blue Man Group.
Slappin' Bird
Milking Squids for Palestine Under the Influence of Bird Juice, Huffing Anima: A Tutorial on Making the World's Most Forbidden Cocktail Part 1.5
Oh hi, didn't see you there. Please welcome us back by giving this episode a listen. What is it about? Well that's usually what a description is for, isn't it? Its really all about Yoohoo Greasy Chocolate Beverage. We interrogated Benjamin Netanyoohoo for the recipe and after very little persuasion, he spilled the beans...or should we say, the milk?!
We also discuss the absence of Alex, which involves the discussion of three widely debunked conspiracy theories; all of them involve the production of Plum Puddin'.
This is also an ancient aliens theory podcast now because by golly we cannot for the life of us figure out how them dang people managed to build those walls with NO GROUT LINES!
And is manatee meat delicious, or not?
All that and more on this installment of Slappy Babe Pob.
Kisses,
The Snappy Birg Pop Group Unlimited!