Slappin' Bird
Sometimes three, sometimes five best pals and their exquisitely-built equine assistants sometimes get their hands on working audio recording equipment and a stolen WiFi connection in their squatters dungeon. A rotating cast of characters including a shape-shifting witch that sexually tortures men in the forest, a French-born pop star who lives in a dream where he isn't a fish-factory worker, Gepetto of Gepetto's Perfect Pets, and an Italian-American national security analyst who poisoned Santa's reindeer with his contaminated spooge, and more.
Also, most importantly, we declare Jihad on the Blue Man Group.
Slappin' Bird
The Throwed
We finally reveal the meaning of "slappin' bird"! We are joined by our commandante Damien Grizzly-Fjordensen where we discuss our Bar Mitzvah's and how Nico's Rabbi wore a Go-Pro during his Bris; we formally thank Chris(p) Morin who made our Pod Artwork, we Big Up Dick's Sporting Goods and Modell's, Stericycle, and CVS (our corporate sponsors), and whatever else unfolds in the madness. The Weeknd makes an appearance to plug his tchotchke collection, which is comprehensive. Most of the episode is redacted due to Security reasons, however we were able to undact much of it. And....we're sippin'!